Here's a list of funny recent quotes:
Tommy: Did you really do the announcements today?"
Me: Yeah...
Tommy: You sounded really white...
Me: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I FAIL AS AN ASIAN!
Aric: You sound like a stoner today!
Me: I'm not a stoner! I'm a ROCKer!
Aric: Get off the drugs
Note: I am not on anything more than painkillers, caffeine, and sometimes sedatives...
Me: My goal as a writer is to make my readers cry, if no one cries, I consider it a failure.
Karla: Your writing makes me wanna cry! You're such a sadist!
Me: I'm not a sadist, I'm at tragedy writer! I swear there's a difference!
Me: Sushi time!
Andrew: FISH MURDERER! Eat more chickin!
Me: POULTRY KILLER!
Caroline: Didn't getting a job teach you the value of a dollar?
Me: Yeah! I learned that a dollar isn't worth as much as I thought it was!
Me: Today my dad and my sister dragged me to dollar general... I saw some socks... they were fuzzy so I was like "I want some socks..." so now I have a a pair of purple striped SUPER FUZZY SOCKS!
Aric: super cool
Me: Duh I got it, I'm not that bland!
Will: You spelled "Blonde" wrong you blonde!
Me: No I actually meant to say bland... as in boring...
Me: Yeah, my webcam freaks me out too, especially since I know people that have gone through other files on my computer before... *cough* Will *cough It makes me wonder if I'm being watched... like the Truman show!
Alexis: Andrew, you're brother is a creeper! But he needs to teach me how to hack!
Andrew: Huh?
And now... time for some sleep... I didn't take a nap today... or yesterday...
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